[22/?] favourite films:
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

the glorious writing process
  • The day I wrote it: yes this is good. I am smart
  • The day after: BURN IT. JUST BURN IT

adventuresofcesium:

mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary

dbh:

Dragon Riders unite under their new emblem! (x)

dbh:

Dragon Riders unite under their new emblem! (x)

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via wrekingball)

tapestryclouds:

"And as small and quiet and unimportant as our fighting may look, perhaps we might all work together…and break out of the prisons of our own making. Perhaps we might be able to keep this fierce and beautiful world of ours as free for all of us as it seemed to be on that blue afternoon of my childhood.” 

- Cressida Cowell, How to Speak Dragonese

benwinstagram:

are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

  • baby: m- m- m- ma- ma-
  • mother: mama?? are you trying to say mama ???Jessica come quick get the camera
  • baby: m-ma..ma mama mama!
  • mother: oh thank god our son isn't one of those fucking memers

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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