requireminx:

Tonks walking around as McGonagall saying weird stuff to students

Girls asking Tonks to become their crushes best friend to find out if they like them or not

Tonks walking around the Hufflepuff common room as Snape, scaring the shit out of people

Tonks

michigansmanofmayhem:

blameitallonherroots:

taylorfiercebuaya:

third-round-charm:

*pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol*

wait do girls really do this?

As much as we can

accurate

Y’all are the devil

manim0:

gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

formsofbeauty:

precumming:

honestly i could never bring someone back to my place to have sex cause my bed is full of crumbs 

*moves laptop, ps4 controller, homework, and lunch from bed*

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac.

menofmanchester:

1975blog:

i try to relate to the 1975’s songs but that’s kinda hard to do when ur an inexperienced 17 year old virgin who’s never done drugs

well you can’t be what they need if you’re seventeen

officialunitedstates:

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

notprocrastinating:

vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings

person: lol no thanks

vincent van gogh: 

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